Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Disney's Gaston

Description: Black Hair, Blue Eyes.

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
No man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
He's intimidating!
No one fights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
No one as burly and brawny, biceps to spare
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
And ev'ry last inch of him covered with hair
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Roughly the size of a barge!
No one shoots like Gaston
My what a guy, Gaston!

Rank: Seasoned

Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d4, Strength d10, Spirit d8, Vigor d8

Skills: Climbing d4, Fighting d8, Gambling d4, Guts d4, Intimidation d8, Notice d4, Persuasion d4, Riding d4, Shooting d8, Stealth d4, Taunt d4, Throwing d4, Tracking d4

Pace: 6 Parry: 6 Toughness:Charisma: 4

Hindrances: Overconfident, Stubborn, Delusional (Mi) He Thinks that everyone thinks he's the greatest thing ever (since Sliced Bread hasn't even been conceived in his time)

Edges: Attractive Very, Brawny

Gear: Bow, Quiver of Arrows, Blunderbuss, Dagger

XP: 35


More About Disney's Gaston.

Creation Notes: 
At first when I created Gaston, I did so taking the lyrics of the Song and Gaston's beliefs seriously and he came out a Legendary level character, which didn't feel right, at most he should be seasoned like The Beast, so I looked at the skills and edges again. I took away a lot of fighting edges and left him with very attractive and brawny—I fudged a little in giving him Very Attractive (Following the Rules he should have Attractive or have 5 more XP making him Veteran status—but I felt that Very Attractive and just the Seasoned rank fit the character better); I then pared his skills down to where he is capable of a lot of things, but where he thinks he's the best at everything, he's really not. Shooting, Fighting, and Intimidation are all he's really good at, and he has used those to build a larger than life reputation for himself.


1 comment:

orangemily said...

Yeah the song says he has wit, which is so not true!
I didn't know all the words to the song before now, interesting.

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